Wednesday, April 9, 2008

if we win the $19m lotto draw

this weekend here's what we are gonna buy:

a house (actually to quote Ben a 'fuck off house') in Balmoral, near the shop that sells those fabulous burgers, and with a garden so he can have a dog...

two first class air tickets to new york, closely followed by an apartment within walking distance of Saks and the Met...

a lifetime supply of watermelon crushes from Boost...

Ben is gonna go to Mick Simmons and get them to tailor make me a Bulldogs jumper, coz he's worked out that they don't make girly ones and i will NOT wear a mans footy jumper...

invest some money for a rainy day...

two tickets to the top of the Eiffel Tower...

i might consider giving up my life as a corporate prostitute so i can study fulltime and spend my time doing what i wanna be doing...

a pillow that goes the whole width of the bed so there is never a crack...

if there's any money left over i might consider adding the Crime channel to my foxtel package...

anyway, we're probably not gonna win and that's fine...and it's fine coz someone thinks that he already has the thing he likes most in the world anyway :-)

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